Summer Adventurer Gifts

Summersault/Wintersault.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

"Well, at least you remembered the bottle opener this time!"

Pelican Summer Jobs

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

From fair to school.

'No surf?'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"We had to clean out our desks today, so I cleaned out my brain while I was at it."

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

Segregated Beach

"I'm taking guitar lessons and swimming lessons this summer. I hope I have time for both!"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"

'I need a jump!'

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

'Oh boy, I don't like it when cold water gets into my pouch!'

"Yay! School is done!!"

"Did you take your Vitamin D this morning?"

Protecting batteries from the sun

One tub of houmous does not a picnic make

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Holiday.

'What I did on my summer vacation, by Gerald Wilson...'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"School's over and summer's finally here! We're free to do whatever we want! Let's go play!"

The tide was out.

Country run...

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

I was feeling kind of summery.

I want to go to the same camp all my friends go. Let's see. "Boys enjoy hours of traditional all-American fun. Plus our schedule fits the needs of the modern family." Like what? Keeping him out of trouble while we go to work. Fun isn't free!

We're stuck here for the entire summer. It's loserville! Let's start "the most boring town" contest. I bet there's one already on the web. Darn! Here's a "top ten tedious towns" list. We're not on it. West Fester is so boring, it's not even the most boring.