Summer Explorer Gifts

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"This is the ninth novel I've read this summer! How many books have you read, Baldo?"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Golfing Accident

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Pointing.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Walkers