Off-season Explorer Gifts

"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"

'Don't think discomfort... think off-season rates!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Trail mix?"

Pointing.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Don't even think about it."