Summer Explorers Gifts

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Segregated Beach

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"They migrate here each summer."

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Yay! School is done!!"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"