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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

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"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"They migrate here each summer."

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Yay! School is done!!"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."