Summer Adventure Seeker Gifts

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"What I complained about doing on my summer vacation."

"School starts in two weeks!"

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"

Holiday time.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Segregated Beach

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Two boys eating ice cream

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Yay! School is done!!"