Seasonal Adventure Seeker Gifts

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Welcome Spring.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

'No pressure, Louie!!'

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

"Skunk! How is it?"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'