Seasonal Adventurers Gifts

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Personal conker trainer.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fall on a desert island

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"