Off-season Explorer T-Shirts

"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"

'Don't think discomfort... think off-season rates!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Fist Bumper Cars

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'