Summer Fun Lovers Gifts

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'She's putting her baby in our pool, and it's wearing a diaper!'

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

On holiday.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

His New Grillfriend

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Perfect Cannonball

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'