Summer Fun Lovers Gifts

'She's putting her baby in our pool, and it's wearing a diaper!'

On holiday.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Perfect Cannonball

"Come and get it!"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'