Summer Lovers Gifts

"Better safe than sorry, son."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

When the water's colder than you thought...

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Sunblock

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"It must be summer, The rain's warmer"

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Obviously you're not allowed to sunbathe on this beach.'

The Ice Cream Truck!

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

"Baldo, why the mood? Just because school starts in two weeks doesn't mean you have to be mad at the world...angry at everyone and everything. It points to deeper issues."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.