Summer Lovers Gifts

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

When the water's colder than you thought...

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Sunblock

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"It must be summer, The rain's warmer"

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Obviously you're not allowed to sunbathe on this beach.'

The Ice Cream Truck!

'Hurry, Love, the Indian summer's passing through town!..'

"Baldo, why the mood? Just because school starts in two weeks doesn't mean you have to be mad at the world...angry at everyone and everything. It points to deeper issues."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

Summer wants.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"