Summer Lover Gifts

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

"Ahhhh."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Climate change Rebranded as "Endless Summer."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'They sure know how to ruin someones summer!'

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

Opening Of The Summer Games

Global Warming.

'Let's go over to Celsius's place. I hear it's only 36 degrees over there.'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

Summertime Blues

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

Summertime

Topless beach

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

Liposuction.

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

Bad fake tan day.

Winter Coat

"I love summer."

"I can hardly believe we're summering in the Hamptons!"

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."

London Cabbies' Summer Convention

"Summer is going by too fast. I'm Googling how to slow down time now, and speed up time during the school year."

'I can't take much more of this heat.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Hotmale.

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."