Summer Vacation Lover Gifts

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."

First Day of Home School

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"

Home school's out for summer.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Marshmallows

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Are we there yet?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'How very Cumbria.'