Summer Vacation Lover Gifts

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I guess the teachers can't wait either."

First Day of Home School

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.

"Are you practicing for Halloween, or is that your back to school face?"

Home school's out for summer.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Build a Raft

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Are we there yet?'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'How very Cumbria.'

His New Grillfriend