Summer Vacationer Gifts

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

"What I don't like is, the 4th of July is a holiday, but we're already out of school!"

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'On the other hand, it's quiet and peaceful in the summer.'

Submarine on the Beach.

"I told you War And Peace was a bad beach read."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'The camp couldn't find your son and it sent me as a replacement.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Second wave

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

'I'd like less politics in my Punch and Judy.'

'Haven't you heard of shrinkage?'

Man stuck in deck chair.

Brazil.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Well, they did say half-board."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

"Sorry, but I'm out this year. My dad said he'd give me $200 if I went back to school without a fuss."

Know Your Signs...

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"

"Yipeee!"

The kids get the sandbox. We use the baby pool to chill the wine.