Summer Vacation Gifts

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

The King Can Do No Wrong

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

Scenes from a Vacation

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'Dan doesn't need summer off. He plays at work all day with something called mutual funs!'

Jumping in the deep end.

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

Ducks following a child.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"City kids."

Summer Camp

Opening Of The Summer Games

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"It says here... '...a typically quiet Spanish fishing village'."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

"Eric's calling from camp again."

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'