Summer Vacation Gifts

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

The King Can Do No Wrong

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'Johnny Wilmot experiences the Grand Canyon'

'We'll fill in the blank after we hear what you have in mind for our summer vacation.'

'Dan doesn't need summer off. He plays at work all day with something called mutual funs!'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Jumping in the deep end.

Ducks following a child.

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"City kids."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Eric's calling from camp again."

Opening Of The Summer Games

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"It says here... '...a typically quiet Spanish fishing village'."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

Summer Camp

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'We will fill in that space after we hear what you have in mind for summer vacation!'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.