Summer Holidays Gifts

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'What were you sent up for?'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"The sea will doctor you now."

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Buried at the Beach

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

Summertime

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

'This is your principal speaking. There are several parents in my office who would like to speak to you about how you plan to implement the new curriculum in September. Hello? Hello?'

I miss recess!

Summer Camp

"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'We're starting a car pool. Want to join?'

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

Big is beautiful.

"Don't worry, Mom. My mind will bounce back in September."

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

'Honest Dad! All I said was school holidays!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Beach Scene

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'