Summer Holiday Planners Gifts

"There is nothing like ten weeks of quality time with your kids to remind you of how great teachers are."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Steak Ted?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Beach Barbecue

Iliadette.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Time for vacation, time for work.