Summer Vacation Planner Gifts

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Steak Ted?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Build a Raft

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

Try me/try me/try me...

'How very Cumbria.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."