Summer Vacation Planner Gifts

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Bring your own inflatable.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Steak Ted?'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Marshmallows

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'How very Cumbria.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."