Summer Vacation Planning Gifts

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Camping.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'He lives for his holidays.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Young Picasso at the Beach

'How very Cumbria.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"