Starting Summer Vacation Gifts

Intermediate Slouching.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Build a Raft

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Hiding the electronics.

Marshmallows

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'