Start Of Summer Vacation Gifts

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Holiday time.

"First class, or with children?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

Marshmallows

Build a Raft

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

Pina Coladas

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"