Beginning Of Summer Break Gifts

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Hiding the electronics.

Marshmallows

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Iliadette.