Summer Break Lover Gifts

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

His New Grillfriend

Bike Rides

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Holiday Aerobics.