Summertime Lover Gifts

Go jump in the lake!

The King Of L.A.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Spring Training

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Holiday Aerobics.

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

You give me butterflies

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Bird nesting in the garden.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."