Summertime Lover T-Shirts

Go jump in the lake!

The King Of L.A.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Spring Training

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Global Warming.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You give me butterflies

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Bird nesting in the garden.