Summer Story Lover T-Shirts

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

Mermaid Art

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"