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Tropical.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Mermaid Art

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Summer wants.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'