Summer Story Lovers Pillows

Tropical.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

His New Grillfriend

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Come and get it!"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Mermaid Art

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Summer wants.

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Global Warming.

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'