Summer Lover Pillows

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

"Ahhhh."

"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Climate change Rebranded as "Endless Summer."

"We swam. We made sand castles. I'm sorry, Michael – I thought you understood that this was just a summer thing."

'They sure know how to ruin someones summer!'

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'That's a good question - I guess he wears them to protect his own eyes from himself.'

'Boy I love summer and the beach: So much bare skin to bite!'

'Let's go over to Celsius's place. I hear it's only 36 degrees over there.'

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

Summertime Blues

Opening Of The Summer Games

Global Warming.

Topless beach

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

Summertime

'Around here, summer officially ends when my dad runs out of golf clubs.'

Mosquito Repellent

Liposuction.

'I can't take much more of this heat.'

'That reminds me - we're having a pig roast next Saturday!'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."

"I can hardly believe we're summering in the Hamptons!"

"I love summer."

Woman pulls hammock to catapult her sleeping husband.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Winter Coat

Bad fake tan day.