British Summer Lover Pillows

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Sloaney Pony.

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bad fake tan day.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

His New Grillfriend

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Global Warming.