British Summer Fan Pillows

Hosepipe Ban Loophole Found.

Polygamists' Picnic

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Sunbathing in the park

Time for Tea!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Art for Sale

Socks and Sandals

Pizza Shard

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

David Bowie

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Pikey and Chav.

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Queen reigning.

'LOL!'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

All British Space Mission

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Martin Clunes.