Uk Fan Pillows

Go Britain!

Bowled over again!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Uptight End"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cat king.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Referee cop.

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"Go deep!"

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

Sports Medicine.