Uk Fan Prints

Go Britain!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cat king.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Referee cop.

"Go deep!"

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Football Violence

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"