Uk Aficionado Pillows

Boris Counted Out

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Mohamed Salah

World Cup Fever

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Edward Elgar.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Beefeater

Welcome to Scotland...

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

Sisyphus

'The London drive-thru experience.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

Phonetic Man

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

World Cup reactions

Tower Bridge

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

Coal Trucks at Limehouse