English Aficionado Pillows

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Phonetic Man

Tomatoes 45 cents/lb. Tomahtoes 65 cents/lb.

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Greenwich in the Season'

World Cup Fever

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Spell Cheque

Edward Elgar.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Free love

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

King Richard I

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

James Baldwin.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"Good ephening."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Back down.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Interpretations, please.

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat