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'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Phonetic Man

Tomatoes 45 cents/lb. Tomahtoes 65 cents/lb.

'Miss...why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Spell Cheque

Edward Elgar.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Free love

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

King Richard I

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

"Good ephening."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Back down.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Cartload of Boisterous Cockneys Tipping a Gentleman's Hat

Interpretations, please.

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"I don't give a fig about Newton."