English Music Aficionado Pillows

Edward Elgar.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Anna Calvi

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Jarvis Cocker

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

Eric Clapton.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Kultural K9's.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Violin Practise

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'