The Music Aficionado Pillows

'Are you here for the job interviews too?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"