Music Afficionado Pillows

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Orchestra.

George Michael

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Elvis Presley

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Punk Reindeer

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."