European Music Enthusiast Pillows

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

Schengen

Mario Draghi

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Piano Recital

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Elvis Presley

Rap music

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Kritik's Korner

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'