Britain Enthusiast Pillows

British Empire Illustration

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Spell Cheque

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Dua Lipa caricature

Beefeater

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"It's the racket season again!"

'The London drive-thru experience.'

French Street.

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Tower Bridge

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

Pimlico

Brexit

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

Happy Burn's Night!