Britain Enthusiast Pillows

British Empire Illustration

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

'Unfortunately the TV deal allows the production company free reign on all publicity.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Spell Cheque

Michael Caine

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Beefeater

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Dua Lipa caricature

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"It's the racket season again!"

'The London drive-thru experience.'

French Street.

Tower Bridge

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

William Wallace.

"This is the life eh.?"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

Brexit