British Summer Enthusiast Pillows

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Beer Parasol.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Spell Cheque

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'No surf?'

Where the Wild Things Summer

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Eating ice cream.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

That's my summer place.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"