British Tradition Fan Pillows

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Time for Tea!

The Running of the Brie

Nobody Upstages Trump!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Loch Ness Monster

Dua Lipa caricature

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

David Bowie

Socks and Sandals

"It's the racket season again!"

Pikey and Chav.

Yale shadow

Queen reigning.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."