British Tradition Fan T-Shirts

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Barristers

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Time for Tea!

The Running of the Brie

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Michael Caine

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Dua Lipa caricature

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Loch Ness Monster

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

David Bowie

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"It's the racket season again!"

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Socks and Sandals

Pikey and Chav.

Yale shadow

Queen reigning.

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Cabman, unhappy with his fare, accuses a lady's husband of not being a gentleman

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Good news. It's a growth! And Britain needs growth!"

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

"All right...hands up who loathes the welsh"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'