Scottish Tradition Fan T-Shirts

"Tosser!"

'Thank-you God.'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Welcome to Scotland...

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Scottish Love

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Happy Valentine's Day!

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.