Scotland Fan T-Shirts

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Latest Aye Phone

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot holding a heart.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

Loch Ness Monster

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Desert Island Bagpipes

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'