Scotland Fan Gifts

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Latest Aye Phone

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot country dancing,

Welcome to Scotland...

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Desert Island Bagpipes

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!