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Alex Salmond

Independence referendum

'Thank-you God.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'...I don't like your chances!'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Latest Aye Phone

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Loch Ness Monster

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Welcome to Scotland...

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.