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A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Thank-you God.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

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Scot holding a heart.

Loch Ness Monster

Scot country dancing,

Theater or football.

Welcome to Scotland...

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

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'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'