Scottish Sport Enthusiast Gifts

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

'Thank-you God.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Latest Aye Phone

Loch Ness Monster

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

Theater or football.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

Poets Hospital has a Burns Unit.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"